Jon Hamm: Another day, another Ritz party. Why didn't they invite us?
Bowen Yang: Well, we're "salty." We hate parties and mingling and yapping.
Jon Hamm: They do have all the Ritz crackers, though. That salty, buttery flavor... Let's go for five minutes.
Bowen Yang: I'll only go if my feet don't have to touch the sand at all.
Scarlett Johansson: Hey, Salties! What's the hold up? It's party time!
Jon Hamm: The hold up is... wait...
Bowen Yang: Not me! Let's go, Scarlett!
Narrator: Loved by everyone, even the saltiest.
Together: RITZ PARTY!
Bowen Yang: So loud, so loud... but so good.