Narrator: All rise, Judge Beauty is back.
Judge Beauty: Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
Narrator: His boss was overspending on beauty.
Employee: She is wasting company funds on overpriced makeup.
Employer: Good makeup is expensive.
Employee: Well, pricey makeup is a scam like couples¡¯ therapy or boundaries.
Juror: I object his whole vibe.
Judge Beauty: You're telling me you need to spend $92 on foundation? Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Employer: I confess! I just wanted to look¡¦
Juror: Dewy
Juror: Radiant?
Juror: Luminous?
Juror: Glowy?
Juror: Elfing hot?
Employer: But this stuff costs a fortune and it isn't even cruelty-free.
I know, I'm not proud of it.
Juror: Gasp!
Judge Beauty: I find you guilty of reckless spending and sentence you to $14 glowyskin.
Employee: Okay, just wait, stop. So what do I get?
Judge Beauty: Sorry, no makeup can cover up irritating.
Employee: That's okay, I don't mind being irritating.
Judge Beauty serves eyes, lips, facts.
In e.l.f. we trust.